cookie crumble and oreo muffins

Wenyan calling in to book her share.


me: eh, more strength in your arms leh, if my grandma was doing this the cookies would already have been eaten by my teethless grandpa. (actually i was resting. HEH)


cookie crumble dough.


baking left her as a shiver of a ghost, or more accurately, my lousy arse hp camera.



Plan A- meet at 1pm at hougang mall to buy stuff and then extort the use of my kitchen. But, plan A never works out and here's an exemplary example as to why. We forgot to take in consideration of Joboy and my inability to arise before the sun has spent more than 2 hours after noon. The one shortcoming of being on holiday.

So, we managed to exploit the usage of time so brilliantly that we only commenced baking at 540pm. Enervated from buying materials due to my kitchen being a baker's nightmare in terms of its scarcity in materials, the thought of not baking today crossed our wreary 8teen year old minds. However, it was the mockery of a particular flithteen year old (bro) that spurred us on and we sang 'We are survivors, We going to bake it!' as we entered our battlefield (kitchen). Our first batch of cookies allowed us to watch f.r.i.e.n.d.s (630pm) while we waited for for our dough to materialise into mouth-watering bits of sugar and choco delights.

Wenyan called and booked her share and the pressure to do well mounted. Then again, even if we do unwittingly happen to poison her, life will still carry on. har har har. My wife and kids were showing when the household increased with the appearance of Wenyan and Leo. The muffins were decidedly edible by then and the 8teens were wasted. Joboy seeked comfort in dota, Jogirl was badgered into doing Wy's homework and I fought with the startings of a migraine with the words of Plath.

Our cookies tasted good but we failed miserably in presentation skills. To comfort our wasted hearts, we told people we baked cookie crumble. The first batch of muffins had Leo needing to lie it was nice, not that he minded doing so, due to it being slightly underbaked. But the rest turned out to be muffins, just like we planned! woo. right.

Cleaning up was a bitch and dinner consisted of 3 muffins and a handful of cookie crumble for me. I now have two containers worth of cookies and muffins and i'm going to be off baking for some time now.

I set myself up for a gems and gym date at ChoaChuKang tomorrow, which is to my knowledge, 4 galaxies away. The clock now says 250am and it seems my body will be well-rested and ready by 745 am which is when blink182 starts screaming (alarm). It's going to be a great day. Lucky for me, I will have Danthewarhammerman as my keeping-awake pill whilst I travel on my spaceship tomorrow.

joeygirl! laughing. as always.


bro acting gangsta (cause he over-ate and couldn't sit) and leo laughing at him.



bro: 'this (over-eating) feels worse than getting drunk.' even though he never got drunk before.


joeyboy, drunk on 'catpiss' and forgot to act sexy.




went for a concert at ppcc and met celestine there. of all places to meet someone familiar. LOL. had dinner/supper at chompchomp and everyone was made fun of but i don't think i should say what. hah


joeygirl: my school's extending.
me: huh? how they extend? which building?
joeygirl: i meant extending the school holidays!
bro and joeyboy: ha ha ha ha.

i think my brain is vanishing, bit by bit. my doodztoot moments are increasing by the day.

telephone line

smartkids was amusing today. the kids said strange bewildering stuff that made us leaders make eye-contact over their heads and give each other 'where did that come from??' looks while trying not to laugh aloud. but today made me realise how much i missed them.
bryan gave me a heart sticker which said 'you are pretty and sweet looking' scribbled on it (not that i am, but it's a sweet gesture) which reminded me of kiansheng's similiar 'compliment' 2 years ago. time flies. the session ended off with them scrawling doodles on my palms and giving me their autographs.

caught semi-pro and it was slightly semi-good? the song itself made up most of the 'semi-good'. after the movie, leo would say a line from the song and go hehehehe, amusing himself silly. then again, even the fake dude swinging on the bar made him stand on the spot and laugh like a retard. in conclusion, just...go listen to the song.


kianying: why did jesus die on the cross for us?
calvin: so that we would be connected, like a telephone line to god.

kids. LOL

During yesterday night of saddity, Joeyboy shared a 'story' and we drew it out. It made me forget, till the 'story' was over.

his contribution.





my contribution.



anyhoos. it's been quite a while since i felt so wasted. not drunk wasted, just wasted. i actually need my education. LOL. wow.

i didn't sleep yesterday. it's nice to be awake at 740am to marvel at natural morning sunlight. i took the whole of yesterday night and this morning to succumb my saddity. despite how lmao 'how i met yr mother' is, the saddity returned. even barney can't samurai sword kill it with his brilliant asshole-ness. so now, im in my cosy echelon with 5 blankets and 5 pillows.

penelope: you hit on my mother!
barney: we weren't exclusive.

you know how there are some nights in which you just feel inconceivably down?

just,
down
down
down
down.

and it just continues and there's no one around you to stop the downfall of your down-ness? (har har har)

tonight, is one of them. sigh

listen to my playlist

Well you walked into the room just like the sun

And woke the caveman from his endless slumber

And with the quickness of your arm

You pulled out a piant brush

And you painted the sky back to blue

Oh pretty love don't worry

With me don't need a place to hide

So just sit real still

And the light will flood in over the hills

-love song; tilly and the wall

dickoryhickoryweee

If you were a wink, I'd be a nod.

If you were a seed, well I'd be a pod.

If you were the floor, I'd wanna be the rug.

And if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug.

PS: JUST FOR LAUGHS

(on the last night of our 4 night supper marathon)

santification

His is the only voice I need to hear.
He is the strength and shield of my soul.

shizzfizzokiddizo

Some random photos I snatched from Wy's phone.

we are funny people.


cheeeeessssy but what the heek
on the night of rachel's baptism.


LOL. two blur sotongs, and one wearing my new baking mitt for sotong reasons?




TODAY.
orchard-ikea-courts-giant-aching feet.

because i didn't want to buy a plastic bag.
(looking slightly shameless here.)




at courts




at giant



Orchard with Kahyuen and Ikea with Wenyan as well.I bought my tent-my potential soon to be cosy echelon with Depp on its walls.
At Ikea, Kahyuen and I played hide and seek with unsuspecting Wenyan. Both of us were crouching on the floor at the lights section and giggling our knees off, ignoring the strange looks we were receiving from passer-bys. A head poke here and rash glance there, whilst waiting for Wenyan to burst into tears cause she couldn't find us but we remembered unlike us, she isn't 5. ha ha ha.




Between how it is and how it should be.

diddlyfittzdoodles

Had a grand time laughing at freshies at school with Celest today. Needless to say, we are settling into our Year 2 status very comfortably. It was Vivo for lunch and we were decisive in our choices today, splurge on food and dream of clothes. eeegggggciting oddity.

After that, it was swingswingswing at the park with strawberry milk and Leo on the hottest afternoon. We were chased away by a girl of the intimidating age of 5? when she said 'EXCUSE ME' and that was all it took to get our butts off the swing. Props to her. LOL

I read the 7th book of HP today from the start to the end on a weird impulse. Not as weird as the impulse I had 2 days ago of piercing my nose though. Weird. But my tendency to be unreasonably bizarre always pops up during holidays. Weird. again.

=)

chookjookzouk.







While looking at the band performing muse,

Liting: I like the piano.
Me: Whattt? the piano or the guy playing it??
Liting:Of course THE GUY la, what for I like the piano???? *proceeds to tell the others and then have them laugh at me 5seconds later*

No wonder men can't get women sometimes.

On to more camwhoring.

dark,smoky,cold,loud and almost a heek of a night.

almost.

Had lunch at Kovan before going to Joeygirl's house to chill the afternoon away.


Because I quit piano playing after 3 whole weeks and can't play for nuts, I played with my hp's camera instead.








she hid from me.


so i..hid from her. gosh im childish.


still trying to act sexy. LOL

...

I’m made of atoms

You’re made of atoms

And we’re all in these together

And long division

Just doesn’t matter

Cause we’re all in this together

-ben lee

apes ice-skate too.

I IS WENT ICE SKATING FINALLY WORZXZ.

It was fun making Cel wait at KallangMrtStation and then have her message me 20minutes later saying 'I'm staring at MasSelamat's poster for the longest time ever' while I tried stifling my laughter on the train.
It was fun seeing Trix's new braceless teeth.
It was fun being the only customers at PastaMania and chatting with Cel&Trix.
And it was fun ice skating, round after round, song after song, stroke after stroke.

happy kids.


happy kids.


one happy kid, one wayang/free-rider/i'm soo bearing this only cause it's your birthday cass kid.


same caption as above. LOL


happy kid.


tired kids.

hawtest picture of the day.

HA HA HA.

Liting skillfully avoided ice-skating and joined us for Stepup2 and Indochine which we literally trekked to, SG style. So style that we stopped a foreigner for directions to Clarkquay from HolidayInn. Indochine was chilled laid-back and 'pensive. But that's just how it is isn't it? hawhawhaw.

Thanks sexyapes. Thanks for trekking and chasing after the bus in high heels. Thanks for keeping my girly side sane and being non-bitchy but bimbotic. Thanks for exploiting me to turn into a damn tak glam aunty .(serious) Thanks for never skipping lunch and always snacking and still stay thin, you guys are my inspiration. Someday man, someday I can do the same. LOL