Nothing stings as funny as opening up that old box of neoprints containing looks you paraded out at the naive blind innocent age of 13 to 16. The time when you thought bangs and glasses were the range and you mocked punched yourself in the pictures cause you thought that was cute. oh dearie me.

Woohoo, examinations in 3 weeks, and the few hundred billion reports somehow all due on 11 august, but we'all float on OK.


Bad news comes-don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on exactly the same day,
Well, we'll float on, good news is on the way
And we'll all float on OK
-modest mouse

what a beautiful mess this is.

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being slightly amusing and ultimately random. oh and lazy to do a proper post.

Pictures taken right after biting arse cold ConB lecture. The minute Cel took her HP camera out, everyone rushed to be in the picture. I think we were just relieved to be out.

I fell asleep while writing down the word 'live' during lecture today. I woke up a millisecond later to see Celest laughing at the irony of the whole thing.

It's only going through something horrible (trying to catch up with french after missing 3 lessons) that you realize how nice it is to be able to walk home while drinking a huge carton of strawberry milk and be merry.

...

The space between that's wrong and right
is where you'll find me hiding,
waiting for you.

The space between your heart and mine

is the space we'll fill with time.

Rare sighting of an A level student out in the open, so I took a picture with her.



it's been a nong nong time sister.

the quiet broken anger,
released during little lapses of judgement.
i have to stop.
before it eats me up.

but i want to stop feeling like i have to explain and defend myself against people who have no wish to understand me. jerks.

other than that, everything else is wonderful. (school work not included)

so so so so sososososo tired.
trix and i did our thursday thing again. she bought a pair of shoes again. we ate like gluttons again. this time round though, we talked about 'eating ice-cream' instead of 'life' and how everyone around us is growing up and doing 18year old stuff while we sit there having the time of our lives doing bimbo 5 year old stuff.
another 2 things. i now have a sock named after me (LOLOLOL) and i just can't hold on to jackfruit seeds.

tirreeeeeeeeddddd. next few weeks are gonna be crazy.

cos apple is overrated

Show me anyone who spent 20minutes figuring out how to extract sound out of their Ipod and I'll show you an eejit. That's what happened to me and then I realized I hadn't uploaded my songs in the manner I'm suppose to and I still can't figure out how to upload songs into my Ipod shuffle. Thanks Apple, I now feel dumber than when I failed my BTTs.

What happens at a 100k beach party.

Deflating the bossaball court.

The dear girl who woke up an hour earlier for my sake. For that, EXTRA PHOTO EXPOSURE. WOooOO.

Looking all fine and dandy before the sun viciously attacked us, or actually, just me.

Working with props- camwhorer's advance level.

Rest of the entourage.

We were the FILM CREW. But Cel did most of the work, I only carried the camera around when I felt like looking cool.

Another hardworking example.

WestGrandBoulevard.

When the sun got too hot,we resorted to;

pool

ice-cream

and being dunked into the pool

all 3 methods work, the last one being the most effective and least flattering.

when we misplaced our tapes and camera battery.

loooonnng story. basically we trawled through garbage bags and came in contact with yellow sticky fluids and weird smells before finally finding our bag.

After an hour of scouting for our stuff and making a very embarrassing announcement of 'film crew has lost bag containing tapes and camera battery. also in the bag holds a very sentimental item of a little giraffe that belongs to Kevin.' (the one I'm holding below)

elation.happiness.jubilee. what have you.

going in for the grouphug. the team that goes through garbage together hug together.

Last look.




they were very happy about this neoprint lookalike shot cause it like, saved them 9bucks.....-.-

because we 2 had shopped the day before, so we camwhored today instead.




830am to 7pm.

I came out of this whole event looking as red as my NoUnderwearMale tanktop and basically stuck my burning hawt skin to any avaliable cool surface found at Vivo. Railings, bartops, tabletops, bottles, forks, you name it I stuck to it.

Me in much sunburnt pain.

No more beach parties for me for a long while. Red does not look good on me.

From 1 of the few funny scenes from getsmart;

(After a car chase and the car just came to a stop)

SteveCarell: Chief, are you thinking of what I'm thinking?

Chief: Well if you are thinking 'oh shit oh shit oh shit a swordfish is going to go through my head' , then yes.

I just honestly laughed my guts out to this.

TODAY.
My starbucks voucher was put to good use over a deep invigorating talk with Trixia on the perils of life and how life, guys and we ourselves can screw us over. It was then gladly replaced with the whirlwind of window shopping and we rested the topic for that little while for the first time this week. Sure we felt guilty for spending moola on shoes (again!) but that was better than talking about life. (we are working on thinking up a better term to replace 'life')

After my failed attempt at BTT yesterday, I can only conclude that, our education system is a failure. Having been a product of that system for 15 years of my life, it seems that it has done me no good in the area of street intelligence (in more ways than 1). Either that or I'm just dumb. The hilarity of the situation only struck me an hour later, and I bought muahchee to round up the wonderful night. Everyone just goes 'WHAATTTT' when I told them I failed, except for Shaun who goes 'I told you so'. I'm not sure which reaction I prefer. I guess there's no way around it but to study the darn book.

It'll take more than heavy rain to silence us

Someone taught me a new excuse that you could use if you're late.
'I was late because I kinda looked at the wrong watch.'

go figure.


I'm still unsure of what had spur this current unstoppable force of my lameness, but yes, I can be such a smartass.

Examples;
L: blahblahblah does that ring a bell?
Me: i remember it now but i didn't hear any bells.

OR

L: you didn't buy that did you? (meaning, i didn't believe that)
Me: i didn't even pay for that, how to buy.


NO SCHOOL ON FRIDAY! Lt, Kai and I are in the current process of evoking excitement in Trix and Cel for a picnic at BotanicGardens.

A very impromptu phototaking session, because our form teacher likes to cam-whore.

I decided to join the guys on the chairs to increase the number of boys in class. Still look short though.





the kind of picture that i shouldn't be posting up. the expressions are priceless.


when everyone finally got their hearts ready. kevin and shawn were, erm, well... you don't wana know.

I drove my dad's car around Expo carpark today after church. What can I say, cept that I'm a natural at scaring people while driving. I did 2 rounds and 4 turns and made my dad reconsider ever being a driving instructor. Poor Joeygirl must have been praying hard throughout the ordeal for her and her cupcakes. JOKES aside, I thought I was pretty good, if only I could get into the habit of actually remembering that I do not solely own the road and use the rearview mirrors.


happy yougday (mom's pronunciation) jc smartasses and everyone younger than me. (!!!)

I suddenly felt down. The build up from the past couple of days finally caught up with me just now. Last night at Trixia's house was slightly emotional and I guess I didn't properly recover from that.

Walking home just now, my heart just felt sad and ice-cream didn't worked. Not really for myself, but for the whole idea/concept of love and broken heartedness. I guess I've overexposed myself to sad songs and sad break-ups. The whole effin thing with relationships is just sooooo, everything and nothing.

I just need a hug now.


duffy's warwick avenue video induces tears like how heavy clouds induces rain.

who what huh?!?

It's hard to be the one who stays.
Each moment that I wait feels like a year, an eternity. Each moment is as slow and transparent as glass. Through each moment I can see infinite moments lined up, waiting. Why has he gone where I cannot follow?
--Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler's Wife



Lately my words seem to translate better on paper, which is why this blog has been near comatose.

Today, while wanting to leave 2 certain people alone at the table, I came up with the wittiest excuse, ever.

'Me: I...have to go scratch myself.'


Oh, and Flora thinks I blow bubble gum like a frog, cracked me and my bubblegum everytime Sam and her laughed at that. But it was fun, passing time during Conb tutorial by blowing bubbles.