Bitter At The World Rant #4643

I've got an ongoing feud with public transportation. Why it has a thing against me, I've got no clue. I've fallen down chasing a bus, been fined $20 for not paying enough bus fare by $0.50, and was scolded by a cab driver for not telling him I didn't have small change. I've also waited close to an hour for a cab and when I tried calling for one, I was told there were no cabs in my area after waiting for another 10 minutes. This has all made me Angry At The World on numerous occasions and given me reason to think I'm jinxed when it comes to public transportation. What I realised after all of this...mishaps, (I mean there has to be a lesson somewhere in all this nonsense right?), was that things only got better when I was in a Silent, Smothering Rage. It was as if the Public Transportation 'God' could sense I was finally angry and went 'Okay people, she's angry now so we should steer clear of her and give her what she wants.' Gah. So kids, remember, get angry first before anything bad could happen to you so people would think first before trying to piss you off and cheat you of your emotions/money/virginity. (Kidding about the last part of course.)