......!!!!

after reading this entry,you guys are going to be either seriously grossed out or..laughing your stinky arse off at me and my damnnn twisted luck.
saw something that i DID NOT and HAD NO DESIRE to see.
it almost made me hurl.seriously.first time in my life i felt my stomach jump.

it all happened tragically on bus 161.
i really hate taking 161.
somehow,whenever im taking this darn bus i just get naturally depressed for no apparent reason.
so anyways,i was on it ONCE AGAIN with suling.
we were minding our own business,chatting amiably and 'keeping our legs closed'.
then this old man boarded the bus and sat in front of suling and suling was across the aisle from me.so i had a clear view of him.
i did not really go notice him in particular or whatever,nor did suling.
he did not seem highly retarded as he was not talking to himself,neither was he smiling at everyone else nor was he making strange screechy noises.
the only thing that wasn't really normal was that he kept turning back to look at us.
i had just turned to look out of the window to see where were we and when i turned back i saw............a bloody son of a penis.
thats right,a freaking bird.
i was so taken aback that i could not comprehend what exactly he was ...erm..holding in his hand...(ARGHHHH) and when the realisation hit me,i really felt like i could not breathe.HELLO,WHAT THE F*&% WAS HE DOING AND THINKING??????THE WHOLE THING WAS LIKE HANGING OUT OF HIS pants!!!
then i felt like hurling everything i had for the past couple of hours.
i was .....!!!!!!!!!
i covered my gaping mouth with my hands and watched as he pulled out a tissue and wipe himself there.(don't ask me why i was still looking at him,but i guess the shock i felt had me numbed)
my first thought was,that was it-i can no longer stand being so close to him.
suling saw my freaked out expression and she was like 'hey..what's wrong..don't scare me lehs' (in chinese)
i told her to go down.she didn't really get it cause it wasn't our stop but i didn't care.i had to get away from there.she followed me down and after i told her what i saw she was immensely grossed out too.

i gotta stop here.
the image keep flashin in my head now.
don't want to think about this anymore.
bye.