Somewhere along the way, I lost all the beginnings, middles and the ends.
At the age of 18, I realised questions or remarks such as 'So you got a boyfriend now?' has made its way into the plethora of remarks my aunties and uncles would choose to make when they see me at family gatherings. Tonight, I barely manage to escape unscathed when my aunt asked me over desserts about my... status....(omigawd so lame) Stoopid chicken bakwa society who now thinks dating at the age of 10 is the norm. It's like, 'my daughter ditched her barbie for a real life ken within a year' kinda thing which is not normal. Aside from that, dinner was good and the vintage shoes I wore was so vintage that my 78yr old granny found it nice and ended up trying it on which ended up me telling her that she could have them though I was darn fond of them but i'm more fond of her so there.
*bro shows the menu to me at Imperial Treasure*,
buddha jumps over the wall (please book 1 day in advance.)
me: buddha sure needs a lot of time to climb over that wall.
bro: stop being so lame.
anddd he is right.
*me attempting to do the pull prawn fleshy body out of tail by holding down with my spoon*
me: this is not possible, the spoon is not sharp enough.
dad: well i did it using the same spoon.
me: yea, but i'm using a different arm.
....which elicited an actual laugh from my brother.
I'm all about making people happy. LOL
ok fine, I'm lying.
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