paper thin lies

i've been recently educated in the language of ah-lians.
joeyboy showed me a blog dedicated to mocking the whole ah lian culture.
i was particularly offended by one ah lianish friendster when it said,' Favorite Books:
0nii nnerdds nneedd dhhat, ddeefiiniitelly nn0rtt myyiie !'
the word 'nerd' have never been more offending to me.
i just feel this sudden anger towards this silly girl mentality.
i can't figure out why this bothered me so much.
sheesh.

so after reading through this blog,needless to say,with my apitude for langauge(LOL),i grasped it very easily.

Let me try.

twodaex meaaiis warrx berii llattes forch schOolx caussee muiie reeebOndeded haiir gorttx sstuck iin muiiihh cOmbbx.
shoO stwiipiids laRhx budDenx ii vehhh clleverx shOo iii uusehhed meyyies sciissorx tuU cuutx awiiaaee muuiish haiirs.
dencch iii realiisedd ii carrnoots putts muiiy haiir backes so ii criied aaNdds triiedd ussiin ssuperrgllue bbutss denchx muiihs hhandss gortts sstuckes ttogederrs shoO ii crriied mmuors.
ii ccalledd laOgonqg uussiing muiihs ttooes bbutts hhes nnabrr on hhiiss hhp ffers a bberriie bberiie ll0nqq ttyme llerhhs !


OMIGOSH,that took me more than 15 minutes.
the words are making me dizzy now.
i can't complete it cause i find it hard to find any more english words to slaughter.
its so much easier to write bimboticaly though,content wise.
LOL

So i tried making french ah lianish to joeyboy.
i went, oouiis.

the french is going to kill me if i spoke like that to them.
they going to stuff me up with french fries,make me so fat that i can't move and then cover me with crawling escargot to suffocate me and then boil me in hot wine then devour me in a 4 hour long dinner.

woo.


anyways,i can foresee that my supply of clothes will run out by the 2nd week.
meaning,i have to wear my clothes again! *gasps*
no wonder there's no end to shopping.
sigh
anyone want to go shopping with me?
i need more of everything except for shoes cause my mom bought me 4 pairs of shoes from china.
she bought for me lots of lacy stuff as well.
lace curtains,lace mirror,lace compartments thing,lace lampshade LUCKILY NOT LACE UNDIES.
well,
at least it ain't hello kitty anymore.
LOL

i found my old lcds today!
omigosh,they looked so big.
i wish i can play the movies again.
the good ol days of watching land before time and eating porridge before going for kindergarten.
sigh
my mama would also tie my hair for me and allowed me to choose the clip of the day.
then i would have one last fight with my brother before going down to wait for the bus.
now i munch a piece of bread with peanut butter hurriedly slathered on it while walking to the bus stop.

this entry has gone on long enough.
lol
sorry there ain't any pictures to make it easier.